You know you live in Sydney when...

You know you live in Sydney when...
- You make over $100,000 per year and still can't afford a house.
- You never bother looking at the train timetable because you know the drivers have never seen it.
- You order organic fruit and vegies online, but eat out every night anyway.
- You spent more money on your coffee machine than on your washing machine.
- You spend $400+ per week for your room in an apartment with stunning harbour/beach views and European appliances; and then spend a total of 40 hours each week there (of which 37 are spent sleeping).
- You contemplate calling a taxi from your home to where you managed to park the car the night before.
- You spend 30 minutes in a traffic jam next to a car with more power to its speakers than its wheels.
- You know everyone's e-mail and mobile number but not their last name or home address.
- You can roll sushi, make pasta and keep your red curry paste recipe under lock and key...but couldn't roast a chicken to save your life.
- Your taxi driver was a micro-surgeon before he moved to Aust.
- You have a very strong opinion where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
- You are thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide between yoga, aromatherapy, conversational Italian or building your own website.
- A man in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps gets on the bus and you don't notice.